no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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