Your face is a jimmy john
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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