It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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