I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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