That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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