Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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