So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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