I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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