just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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