No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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