The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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