I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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