she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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