She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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