I think I am morally bankrupt
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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