I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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