The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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