mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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