I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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