dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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