So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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