I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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