Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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