Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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