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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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