Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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