Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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