That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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