He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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