Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don't deserve a penis
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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