STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Randomize
