Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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