Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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