Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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