Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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