Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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