That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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