fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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