I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
All I want is dick and wine.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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