I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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