can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Can I color on your dick again?
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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