who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We won't sleep together?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Blood and glitter go together right?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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