There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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