It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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