Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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