vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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