So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I lost the right to judge tonight
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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