Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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