cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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