What should our trivia night team be named?
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what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
seriously i just wanna be friends
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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