I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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