Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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