she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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