How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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