you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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