R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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