im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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